Feeling Beltzville'd™

Arrow keys or tap to steer · one button to use items · hold to charge root beer.

Eat the lake snacks. Avoid everything else.

Platform HTML5 · 16-bit-ish browser cartridge
Released 2025
Status Playable now
Controls Arrow keys or tap to steer · one button to use items · hold to charge root beer.

An endless runner set at a lake that gets weirder the longer you last. Steer up and down to snag roller dogs while avoiding bacteria, algae, geese, turtles, and… diapers. You’ve got three hits. Grab power-ups on the way: soft pretzels (shield), candy apples (speed), pickles (invincibility), and root beer (a projectile you can charge up). Score is distance travelled, dogs collected, and how boldly you graze past hazards. Find the rare Portable TV to flip the whole thing into CRT mode. Runs entirely in the browser — no download.

Developer commentary

Built as a fully playable browser cartridge with its own live leaderboard — three ranking categories and a difficulty curve that quietly loses its mind the longer you survive.

Get it

Name-your-price download — Standalone Windows/Linux build. The browser version stays free to play.